Rule # 1  -  You do not talk about Smash Club.

Rule # 2  -  YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SMASH CLUB!!!

Rule # 3  -  If someone says "Stop" or gets tired, the smashing is over.

Rule # 4  -  Only one person to each smash session.

Rule # 5  -  Only one smash session at a time.

Rule # 6  -  Smashers must wear protective gear.

Rule # 7  -  Smash sessions will go on for no more than 15 minutes.

Rule # 8  -  If this is your first time at Smash Club, DON’T FORGET RULE # 1.